February 2012
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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vic-fuentes:
does rick santorum seriously want to make oral sex illegal?
seriously?
SERIOUSLY?
my roommate has the musical taste of a nine-year-old
literally killing brain cells right now having to listen to this
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boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
A woman almost died in an emergency room because... →
subwayfares:
What strikes me most about this article (as an EMT and as someone who’s been a patient way too many times) is that patient advocacy is often more important than any particular treatment or procedure. This woman needed someone within the system to stand up for her. And when we choose not to fight for our patients - because we disagree with their decisions, or we think they’re...
ACCEPTED AND TRANSFERRING TO UCONN :D
omgomgmogmfgj i literally screamed when i saw, i’m pretty sure i woke everyone up cause it was at like midnight oops
I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY I’M LEAVING HERE. i realized that i don’t really talk about it so i figured i should sum up my year so far.
so, in the beginning of the year i was stuck in a a dorm with 2 other girls instead of...
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AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
AP student: they're advanced placement
AP student: that's what "AP" means
AP student: so that means I'm really smart
AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
AP student: because AP
the only thing worse about being hundreds of miles away from you is saying goodbye and letting it keep happening, especially when there’s nothing i can do about it now.
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friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
tyleroakley:
trophic:
trophic:
i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent
ok i cant stop laughing omfg
I’M SCREAMING.
OH. MY. GOD.
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
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January 2012
vic-fuentes:
I REALLY WANT SOUR PATCH KIDS OR SOUR SKITTLES AND A SLUSHIE.
CANADA IS PASSING A SOPA COPY IN 14 DAYS. EVEN IF... →
love-and-radiation:
ireneaddler:astudyintruffle:
itsrainingcatsandpumps:
the letter is already written, so all you have to do is click send.
Reblogging for all you Canadians out there.
HARPER GODDAMN IT
forgottenplayground:
Balls.
touchmestephengomez:
ALL THE
SMALL THINGS
TRUE CARE
TRUTH BRINGS
I’LL TAKE
ONE LIFT
YOU’RE RIGHT
BEST TRIP
AL
WAYS
I KNOW
YOU’LL BE
AT MY SHOW
WAT
CHING
WAI
TING
CO
MMI
SER
A
TING
i want a hug. not from anyone though, just you.
virginia and connecticut need to be a lot closer.
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